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      Referred by someone who who  a good reasonable plumber.

This joke, in the box below, was told at a doctor's convention.  This is the reason:

Many doctors are not fond of plumbers because doctors often spend hundreds of thousand of dollars for their education and it takes 6 to 12 years to get a medical degree. Before a doctor makes his first dollar he is often about 30 years old, has huge loans to pay, he is broke, and his beginning salary is only about $80,000 per year. This is not a great monetary reward when plumbers, often with less than a high school education, are earning $75,000 to $150,000 per year, at less than 25 years of age. Not all plumbers earn this much money. The average income for a plumber ( employee) is $25,000 to $70,000 per year. The owners of the average plumbing company earns less than $150,000 per year, and some owners earn over $1 million per year. Many doctors never net more than $120,000 per year after expenses.
Also, doctors are not particularly fond of attorneys. See 2nd joke that was told at the same doctor's convention.

Would you like to buy some brain cells? I have brain cells from individuals in many different fields.

Sure! What do you have?

 I have several one-ounce bottles of attorney's brain cells for $50 an ounce.

What else?

I have several one-ounces of doctor's brain cells for $200 an ounce?

Do you brain cells from any other trade?

Yes, I have only one ounce of plumber's brain cells and I want $20,000.

Wow!   Why so much for the plumber's brain cells?

Well!   Do you know how many plumbers I had to go through to get one ounce of brain!

WHY ARE SCIENTIST USING ATTORNEYS FOR GUINEA PIGS

1) There are more attorneys than rats.

2) An attorney will do anything for money.

 3) There are some things that even a rat won't do!
 

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